Clarinetophone - Revision history

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Kalgaathu at 01:38, 19 January 2014

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Kalgaathu at 23:45, 18 January 2014

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Kalgaathu at 23:43, 18 January 2014

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 ==Sound==
-The clarinetophone's distinctive sound has been described as sounding like a map, but if the map were of another, utterly dissimilar Canada.  It has also been described as sounding like a clay kite,flying in a cloud of yam-juice on a world hot enough for yam-juice vapor to exist.  Alternately, it has been called 'not a flute' by the Obvioso of [[Clap Hell]].
+The clarinetophone's distinctive sound has been described as sounding like a map, but if the map were of another, utterly dissimilar Canada.  It has also been described as sounding like a clay kite flying in a cloud of yam-juice on a world hot enough for yam-juice vapor to exist.  Alternately, it has been called 'not a flute' by the Obvioso of [[Clap Hell]].
 ==Mentions in Poop Culture==

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 ==Sound==
-The clarinetophone's distinctive sound has been described as sounding like a map, but if the map were of another, utterly dissimilar Canada.  It has also been described as sounding like a clay kite, flying in a cloud of yam-juice, on a world hot enough for yam-juice vapor to exist.  Alternately, it has been called 'not a flute' by the Obvioso of [[Clap Hell]].
+The clarinetophone's distinctive sound has been described as sounding like a map, but if the map were of another, utterly dissimilar Canada.  It has also been described as sounding like a clay kite,flying in a cloud of yam-juice on a world hot enough for yam-juice vapor to exist.  Alternately, it has been called 'not a flute' by the Obvioso of [[Clap Hell]].
 ==Mentions in Poop Culture==

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 The clarinetophone's distinctive sound has been described as sounding like a map, but if the map were of another, utterly dissimilar Canada.  It has also been described as sounding like a clay kite, flying in a cloud of yam-juice, on a world hot enough for yam-juice vapor to exist.  Alternately, it has been called 'not a flute' by the Obvioso of [[Clap Hell]].
-==mentions in poop culture==
+==Mentions in Poop Culture==
-Robert Fecardian has used the clarinetophone as a metaphor for a poop that excretes a man in order to feel loved, and then the man flushes it in great irony.
+Robert Fecardian has used the clarinetophone as a metaphor for a poop that excretes a man in order to feel loved, and then the man flushes it away in a gesture of great irony.
-==Mentions in pop culture==
+==Mentions in Pop Culture==
 Scholardi points out that the nursery rhyme "[[The Rhyme of the Voluntary Castration of Sam McBanes]]" includes the most commonly quoted reference to the instrument.
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 "Toot Toot!" - Chovonga, Loudest Man of the 1935ths 10 naps in a row.
-The clarinetophone is a musical instrument in the [[bleef]] family known to inhabit the [[bystander dimension]].  Occasionally, the clarinetphone will enter our realm and begin to play its haunting bleefnotes, or occasionally, beef-tones, edible meat sounds considered to be "real" by "everyone."
+The clarinetophone is a musical instrument in the [[bleef]] family known to inhabit the [[bystander dimension]].  Occasionally, the clarinetophone will enter our realm and begin to play its haunting bleefnotes, or occasionally, beef-tones, edible meat sounds considered to be "real" by "everyone."
 [[Image:Clarinetophone.jpg|thumb|right|Tehootay, Tehootay, a player on display]]
 ==The player==
-The clarinetophone race understands that humanity is unaccustomed to seeing instruments play themselves.  For instance, the [[player piano]] always has a [[comfort boy]] or "brass bastard" sitting in front of it, so people can feel confident that humanity will never again sail away on the [[dictator-ship]]  and shop in the [[distaster-shop]] of the Pianoroid Hordes.
+The clarinetophone race understands that humanity is unaccustomed to seeing instruments play themselves.  For instance, the [[player piano]] always has a [[comfort boy]] or "brass bastard" sitting in front of it, so people can feel confident that humanity will never again sail away on the [[dictator-ship]]  and shop in the [[disaster-shop]] of the Pianoroid Hordes.
 [[Image:Player_piano.jpg|thumb|right|Comfort my sideheads, o boy of brass]]
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 ==Sound==
-The clarinetophone's distinctive sound has been described as sounding like a map, but if the map were of another, utterly dissimilar Canada.  It has also been described as sounding like a clay kite, flying in a cloud of yam-juice, on a world hot enough for yam-juice vapour to exist.  Alternately, it has been called 'not a flute' by the Obvioso of [[Clap Hell]].
+The clarinetophone's distinctive sound has been described as sounding like a map, but if the map were of another, utterly dissimilar Canada.  It has also been described as sounding like a clay kite, flying in a cloud of yam-juice, on a world hot enough for yam-juice vapor to exist.  Alternately, it has been called 'not a flute' by the Obvioso of [[Clap Hell]].
 ==mentions in poop culture==
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 ==Mentions in pop culture==
-Scholardi points out that the nursery rhyme "[[The rhyme of the voluntary castration of Sam McBanes]]" includes the most commonly quoted reference to the instrument.
+Scholardi points out that the nursery rhyme "[[The Rhyme of the Voluntary Castration of Sam McBanes]]" includes the most commonly quoted reference to the instrument.
 <blockquote>
 Tehootay, Tehootay<br>

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 Tehootay, Tehootay<br>
 The 'inetophone returns today,<br>
-just hear that bleef discreetly play<br>
+Just hear that bleef discreetly play<br>
 Teehotay, Teehotay</blockquote>

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 [[Image:Player_piano.jpg|thumb|right|Comfort my sideheads, o boy of brass]]
-likewise, the Clarinetophone projects an owner that appears to be playing it.  infact, the sounds heard come out of the owner's face, and not the clarinetophone at all.
+Likewise, the clarinetophone projects an owner that appears to be playing it.  In fact, the sounds heard comes out of the owner's face and not the clarinetophone at all.
-The 'player' is created either by holographic projection, or by inflating a man shaped scrotum.  The player appears to be playing the clarinetophone from its single-reeded penis pipe.
+The 'player' is created either by holographic projection, or by inflating a man-shaped scrotum.  The player appears to be playing the clarinetophone from its single-reeded penis pipe.
 ==Sound==

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 ==The player==
-The clarinetophone race understands that humanity is unaccustomed to seeing instruments play themselves.  For instance, the [[player piano]] always has a [[comfort boy]] or "brass bastard" sitting in front of it, so people can feel confident that humanity will never again sail away on the [[dictatorship]]  and shop in the [[distaster-shop]] of the Pianistro Contractors.
+The clarinetophone race understands that humanity is unaccustomed to seeing instruments play themselves.  For instance, the [[player piano]] always has a [[comfort boy]] or "brass bastard" sitting in front of it, so people can feel confident that humanity will never again sail away on the [[dictator-ship]]  and shop in the [[distaster-shop]] of the Pianistro Contractors.
 [[Image:Player_piano.jpg|thumb|right|Comfort my sideheads, o boy of brass]]