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Kalgaathu: /* Two bananas rule */

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‎Two bananas rule

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2013-04-25T18:21:06Z

‎Two bananas rule

Kalgaathu: /* Critical Analysis */

2011-05-24T16:25:16Z

‎Critical Analysis

Kalgaathu at 21:37, 14 January 2011

2011-01-14T21:37:04Z

Kalgaathu: /* Tragedies */

2011-01-14T21:27:07Z

‎Tragedies

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2011-01-14T21:26:23Z

‎Incomplete List of Works

Kalgaathu at 21:22, 14 January 2011

2011-01-14T21:22:41Z

Kalgaathu: Created page with 'Author of many plays and hyper-metadramas, such as the one you are acting in right now, portraying the character "reader of Wiki." You were cast years before you were born, and ...'

2011-01-14T21:01:16Z

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Author of many plays and hyper-metadramas, such as the one you are acting in right now, portraying the character "reader of Wiki." You were cast years before you were born, and were fertilized and gestated for this specific purpose. Celebrate the mystery that is Mister Shakespeare with me, by calling 1-532-238-3429 ext. 39 and saying "it's always a good time for Mystery on 106.4 FM!"

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 ==Two bananas rule==
-The [[Two Bananas|two bananas]] rule, proclaimed by [[Lord Byron]] from his dark spire of [[Thingolion]], may have been first discovered by Mister Shakespeare in his [[Shrieking Tapestry]] "Rotario Part 1 the 4th."  Scholardi points to lines such as
+The [[Two Bananas|two bananas]] rule, proclaimed by [[Lord Byron]] from his dark spire of [[Thingolion]], may have been first discovered by Mister Shakespeare in his [[Shrieking Tapestry]] "Rotario Part 1 the 4th."  [[Scholardi]] points to lines such as
 <blockquote>   "And yet thy lips are dangle-flaps<br>
 trapping lads of fruitmeat, independent<br>

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 and alone in oceans galling to drown."</blockquote>
-The final speech of Timtamaria, Queen of the Clarinetophone, as she eats an unknown fruit seem to suggest that it is a Banana, and that bananas must never be eaten two in a row.
+The final speech of Timtamaria, Queen of the [[Clarinetophone]], as she eats an unknown fruit seem to suggest that it is a Banana, and that bananas must never be eaten two in a row.
 ==Incomplete List of Works==

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 ==Critical Analysis==
-Mister Shakespeare took a lot of time when writing or absorbing his work to ask and answer very key questoins to the discourse of his age.  One question that crops up again and again is "What is a lizard got giant and attacked us?" Which seemed to occupy most of the last 80 years of his brief 90 year life.
+Mister Shakespeare took a lot of time when writing or absorbing his work to ask and answer very key questoins to the discourse of his age.  One question that crops up again and again is "What if a lizard got giant and attacked us?" Which seemed to occupy most of the last 80 years of his brief 90 year life.
 His works follow a strict "5 Hellos" model of Drama popularized first by [[Tree Man]], the greatest Dramatist immediately preceding Mister Shakespeare.
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 This is how plays are written, my friend.
 ==Authorship Controversy==
 Mister Shakespeare's works were originally not written by him, but were later transposed onto his person by the Ghost of Christmas Platinum collection: Gold Edition after learning that the true meaning of Christmas was fading in and out of sync with reality and being, for a time, transparent to terrified onlookers.

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 Author of many plays and hyper-metadramas, such as the one you are acting in right now, portraying the character "reader of Wiki."  You were cast years before you were born, and were fertilized and gestated for this specific purpose.  Celebrate the mystery that is Mister Shakespeare with me, by calling 1-532-238-3429 ext. 39 and saying "it's always a good time for Mystery on 106.4 FM!"
 ==Authorship Controversy==
 Mister Shakespeare's works were originally not written by him, but were later transposed onto his person by the Ghost of Christmas Platinum collection: Gold Edition after learning that the true meaning of Christmas was fading in and out of sync with reality and being, for a time, transparent to terrified onlookers.
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 *The Virginity Sword
 *the Nimble Rapist in Narrowsville
 ===Tapestries===
 ====Song Tapesties====

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 *Chocolate Subinfeudation Part 2
 *Chocolate Ryan
 ====Histories====
 *The Invention of the Clock

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 ==Incomplete List of Works==
 Any list of Mister Shakespeare's works must necessarily be incomplete due to the fact that he has not finished absorbing the works of others into his moist and porous pseudopods.  Nevertheless, here is a rough list.
 ===Stage Plays===
 ====Tragedies====
-Sanitation Mate
+*Sanitation Mate
-The Riddle of the Noise
+*The Riddle of the Noise
-Child of Fist
+*Child of Fist
-Long Wedding
+*Long Wedding
-Hamlet Man
+*Hamlet Man
-The Precipice King's Missteps in Reverse Order
+*The Precipice King's Missteps in Reverse Order
-Chocolate Subinfeudation Part 1
+*Chocolate Subinfeudation Part 1
-Chocolate Subinfeudation Part 2
+*Chocolate Subinfeudation Part 2
-Chocolate Ryan
+*Chocolate Ryan
 ====Histories====
-The Invention of the Clock
+*The Invention of the Clock
-The Spartans and their Laws
+*The Spartans and their Laws
-White People
+*White People
-Black People
+*Black People
-The King's Speech
+*The King's Speech
-The Queen (of England)
+*The Queen (of England)
-A King Dying
+*A King Dying
-A Cheating King
+*A Cheating King
-The King's Grandfather
+*The King's Grandfather
-Josh Brolin Part 1
+*Josh Brolin Part 1
-Josh Brolin part 2
+*Josh Brolin part 2
-Josh Brolin part 3
+*Josh Brolin part 3
-Josh Brolin Part 4
+*Josh Brolin Part 4
-Josh Brolin Part 5
+*Josh Brolin Part 5
-The Goonies
+*The Goonies
 ====Comedies====
-Love in a Forest
+*Love in a Forest
-Sex hunger
+*Sex hunger
-The Magic Transvestite
+*The Magic Transvestite
-I ignore Everything She Says and Win
+*I ignore Everything She Says and Win
-Too Drunk To Dance
+*Too Drunk To Dance
-The Virginity Sword
+*The Virginity Sword
-the Nimble Rapist in Narrowsville
+*the Nimble Rapist in Narrowsville
 ===Tapestries===
 ====Song Tapesties====
-Strandies
+*Strandies
-Weave-erly
+*Weave-erly
 ====Scream Tapesties====
-Rotario Part 1 the 4th
+*Rotario Part 1 the 4th
-Rotario Part 1 the 1st
+*Rotario Part 1 the 1st
-Rotatio part 1 the 2nd
+*Rotatio part 1 the 2nd
-Rotatio Part 1 the 3rd
+*Rotatio Part 1 the 3rd
-Rotario Part 2 the 1st
+*Rotario Part 2 the 1st
-Rotario part 2 the Husband
+*Rotario part 2 the Husband
 ===Bibles===
-The Bible of the Egg
+*The Bible of the Egg
-The Shark: Never Stop Moving and other Tips for Not stopping moving
+*The Shark: Never Stop Moving and other Tips for Not stopping moving
-Twimp: The Story of How Everything is Just So
+*Twimp: The Story of How Everything is Just So
-The Cabuticle
+*The Cabuticle

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	Author of many plays and hyper-metadramas, such as the one you are acting in right now, portraying the character "reader of Wiki." You were cast years before you were born, and were fertilized and gestated for this specific purpose. Celebrate the mystery that is Mister Shakespeare with me, by calling 1-532-238-3429 ext. 39 and saying "it's always a good time for Mystery on 106.4 FM!"		Author of many plays and hyper-metadramas, such as the one you are acting in right now, portraying the character "reader of Wiki." You were cast years before you were born, and were fertilized and gestated for this specific purpose. Celebrate the mystery that is Mister Shakespeare with me, by calling 1-532-238-3429 ext. 39 and saying "it's always a good time for Mystery on 106.4 FM!"
		+
		+	==Authorship Controversy==
		+	Mister Shakespeare's works were originally not written by him, but were later transposed onto his person by the Ghost of Christmas Platinum collection: Gold Edition after learning that the true meaning of Christmas was fading in and out of sync with reality and being, for a time, transparent to terrified onlookers.
		+
		+	Since that time, all works attributed to Mister Shakespeare become written by him retroactively through a process of faith and expressive but violent mimes.
		+
		+	==Two bananas rule==
		+	The [[Two Bananas\|two bananas]] rule, proclaimed by [[Lord Byron]] from his dark spire of [[Thingolion]], may have been first discovered by Mister Shakespeare in his [[Shrieking Tapestry]] "Rotario Part 1 the 4th." Scholardi points to lines such as
		+	<blockquote> "And yet thy lips are dangle-flaps<br>
		+	trapping lads of fruitmeat, independent<br>
		+	flesh-robes hiding toothcarls, the bone cohort<br>
		+	that through hostility can break the back<br>
		+	of Banyananas beige, flutey fruitpods,<br>
		+	bishopfingers. But now where hast thou piped,<br>
		+	longyellow, whither thou Banyananas?<br>
		+	Solitary gut guest, occupantal <br>
		+	mashed habitant, mateless, to wander down<br>
		+	and alone in oceans galling to drown."</blockquote>
		+
		+	The final speech of Timtamaria, Queen of the Clarinetophone, as she eats an unknown fruit seem to suggest that it is a Banana, and that bananas must never be eaten two in a row.
		+
		+	==Incomplete List of Works==
		+	Any list of Mister Shakespeare's works must necessarily be incomplete due to the fact that he has not finished absorbing the works of others into his moist and porous pseudopods. Nevertheless, here is a rough list.
		+
		+
		+	===Stage Plays===
		+	====Tragedies====
		+	Sanitation Mate
		+	The Riddle of the Noise
		+	Child of Fist
		+	Long Wedding
		+	Hamlet Man
		+	The Precipice King's Missteps in Reverse Order
		+	Chocolate Subinfeudation Part 1
		+	Chocolate Subinfeudation Part 2
		+	Chocolate Ryan
		+	====Histories====
		+	The Invention of the Clock
		+	The Spartans and their Laws
		+	White People
		+	Black People
		+	The King's Speech
		+	The Queen (of England)
		+	A King Dying
		+	A Cheating King
		+	The King's Grandfather
		+	Josh Brolin Part 1
		+	Josh Brolin part 2
		+	Josh Brolin part 3
		+	Josh Brolin Part 4
		+	Josh Brolin Part 5
		+	The Goonies
		+	====Comedies====
		+	Love in a Forest
		+	Sex hunger
		+	The Magic Transvestite
		+	I ignore Everything She Says and Win
		+	Too Drunk To Dance
		+	The Virginity Sword
		+	the Nimble Rapist in Narrowsville
		+	===Tapestries===
		+	====Song Tapesties====
		+	Strandies
		+	Weave-erly
		+	====Scream Tapesties====
		+	Rotario Part 1 the 4th
		+	Rotario Part 1 the 1st
		+	Rotatio part 1 the 2nd
		+	Rotatio Part 1 the 3rd
		+	Rotario Part 2 the 1st
		+	Rotario part 2 the Husband
		+	===Bibles===
		+	The Bible of the Egg
		+	The Shark: Never Stop Moving and other Tips for Not stopping moving
		+	Twimp: The Story of How Everything is Just So
		+	The Cabuticle