Super-Shakespeare 2000

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In the time-mood of the Tall Earth, Super-Shakespeare 2000 is the greatest poet remaining of the Lime-Follower's 12 Smooth Originals.

Prehensile Lifespan

When Super-Shakespeare 2000's lifespan is graphed against the date of his birth, the plotted line that emerges is not bound to the page, but infact, has the capacity to reflex itself, becoming able to grasp pencils and other carbon-shafts to alter its own data set. This was foretold by Jalushnak The Time-Man outside of his house. When Jalushnak returned to the inside portion of his house, he no longer foretold this, but peri-told it. That is, he told of events near or around that occurrance, and in doing so, lit the final shire-bright of the Man Thousand's winter Chrone Observatory. This is also something which Jalushnak frytold, doing one of his notable lapses into the bacon-gazer's daze.

Famous Quotations

"The only thing sadder than saying goodbye / are bananas hung from a tacky old tie."

"Once you know his glass body is there it's impossible to miss, and once you know it's gone, it's impossible to kiss."

"when the loon's haunting call is heard on the placid lagoon, she fades like mist into into the octagonal moon"

- Supershakespeare 2000, Day-Wife, Moon-Blade, Canto Micro-3