Difference between revisions of "Humantigorian Religion"
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* Things are not black and white, but gray and white. | * Things are not black and white, but gray and white. | ||
* Things are covered with a fine dust, and that dust is what connects us to the Humantigore. | * Things are covered with a fine dust, and that dust is what connects us to the Humantigore. | ||
| + | * There are two versions of you in the universe. And those versions are the "Golden You" and the "Beef You". | ||
| + | * The Beef You is 50 lbs. heavy. | ||
And [[the Other Two]], which are secret until you've reached Theta Omicron 6. | And [[the Other Two]], which are secret until you've reached Theta Omicron 6. | ||
Revision as of 15:42, 20 January 2009
Humantigorianism is the false worship of the Humantigore, the half-man, half-mantis overlord of Fudge Mountain, who governs the candy forest with a sweetly ironic fist.
Principal Beliefs
The Humantigorian faith believes in the six crucial aspects of all things.
- Things are way out of control.
- Things are smaller than they used to be.
- Things are not black and white, but gray and white.
- Things are covered with a fine dust, and that dust is what connects us to the Humantigore.
- There are two versions of you in the universe. And those versions are the "Golden You" and the "Beef You".
- The Beef You is 50 lbs. heavy.
And the Other Two, which are secret until you've reached Theta Omicron 6.
