Sarberiankh:About

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Since the revelations of Robbery Joyman in his Upwards the Dinos trilogy, and his later book, Thinkonomics, all the key writings and histories of the true religion have been collected into a tiny little book (1.545 inches by 2 inches) called the Sarberiankh, named after Sarberiankh Eddison, the funk drummer from the 60s, who was an early convert. In our continuing effort to help non-adherents to understand the universe, its scientific principles, how simply wanding yummy thinkgs to happen to you will make the universe give them to you, in a bag, and how the universe itself works, we have expanded the Sarberiankh to this online portal.