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Chobblins were known to possess inherent royalty, being kings or queens over whatever they surveyed. They could enslave you with a lash of their long tongue, or in the case of Chinese Chobblins, with their tears. Once thus enslaved, the Chobblin climbed on you and asked you if you thought he felt heavy. It is reputed to be one of the most noble occasions in any man's life. | Chobblins were known to possess inherent royalty, being kings or queens over whatever they surveyed. They could enslave you with a lash of their long tongue, or in the case of Chinese Chobblins, with their tears. Once thus enslaved, the Chobblin climbed on you and asked you if you thought he felt heavy. It is reputed to be one of the most noble occasions in any man's life. | ||
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| + | The Chobblin is also capable of giving you a dad's hug. Any hug by any Chobblin is the same as a hug by your own father, in feeling, and for tax purposes. | ||
Revision as of 11:33, 20 April 2009
Chobblins are a race of beings that have sadly gone utterly extinct. Their origins are unknown, however, they have existed since the earliest civilizations, as representations of Chobblins in art have been discovered throughout the archeological sites around the globe. One of the rare references to them in inscriptions comes from the annals of King Ka'hha'lai'kh, from dynasty XXI in the Grand Old Times of the Isle of the Dogs. The beast lord's scribes recorded "Plague of Chobblins, much death." There were also some primitive photographs so we are certain that he meant Chobblins.
Inherent Royalty
Chobblins were known to possess inherent royalty, being kings or queens over whatever they surveyed. They could enslave you with a lash of their long tongue, or in the case of Chinese Chobblins, with their tears. Once thus enslaved, the Chobblin climbed on you and asked you if you thought he felt heavy. It is reputed to be one of the most noble occasions in any man's life.
Dad's Hug
The Chobblin is also capable of giving you a dad's hug. Any hug by any Chobblin is the same as a hug by your own father, in feeling, and for tax purposes.
