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Any list of Mister Shakespeare's works must necessarily be incomplete due to the fact that he has not finished absorbing the works of others into his moist and porous pseudopods. Nevertheless, here is a rough list. | Any list of Mister Shakespeare's works must necessarily be incomplete due to the fact that he has not finished absorbing the works of others into his moist and porous pseudopods. Nevertheless, here is a rough list. | ||
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===Stage Plays=== | ===Stage Plays=== | ||
====Tragedies==== | ====Tragedies==== | ||
| − | Sanitation Mate | + | *Sanitation Mate |
| − | The Riddle of the Noise | + | *The Riddle of the Noise |
| − | Child of Fist | + | *Child of Fist |
| − | Long Wedding | + | *Long Wedding |
| − | Hamlet Man | + | *Hamlet Man |
| − | The Precipice King's Missteps in Reverse Order | + | *The Precipice King's Missteps in Reverse Order |
| − | Chocolate Subinfeudation Part 1 | + | *Chocolate Subinfeudation Part 1 |
| − | Chocolate Subinfeudation Part 2 | + | *Chocolate Subinfeudation Part 2 |
| − | Chocolate Ryan | + | *Chocolate Ryan |
====Histories==== | ====Histories==== | ||
| − | The Invention of the Clock | + | *The Invention of the Clock |
| − | The Spartans and their Laws | + | *The Spartans and their Laws |
| − | White People | + | *White People |
| − | Black People | + | *Black People |
| − | The King's Speech | + | *The King's Speech |
| − | The Queen (of England) | + | *The Queen (of England) |
| − | A King Dying | + | *A King Dying |
| − | A Cheating King | + | *A Cheating King |
| − | The King's Grandfather | + | *The King's Grandfather |
| − | Josh Brolin Part 1 | + | *Josh Brolin Part 1 |
| − | Josh Brolin part 2 | + | *Josh Brolin part 2 |
| − | Josh Brolin part 3 | + | *Josh Brolin part 3 |
| − | Josh Brolin Part 4 | + | *Josh Brolin Part 4 |
| − | Josh Brolin Part 5 | + | *Josh Brolin Part 5 |
| − | The Goonies | + | *The Goonies |
====Comedies==== | ====Comedies==== | ||
| − | Love in a Forest | + | *Love in a Forest |
| − | Sex hunger | + | *Sex hunger |
| − | The Magic Transvestite | + | *The Magic Transvestite |
| − | I ignore Everything She Says and Win | + | *I ignore Everything She Says and Win |
| − | Too Drunk To Dance | + | *Too Drunk To Dance |
| − | The Virginity Sword | + | *The Virginity Sword |
| − | the Nimble Rapist in Narrowsville | + | *the Nimble Rapist in Narrowsville |
===Tapestries=== | ===Tapestries=== | ||
====Song Tapesties==== | ====Song Tapesties==== | ||
| − | Strandies | + | *Strandies |
| − | Weave-erly | + | *Weave-erly |
====Scream Tapesties==== | ====Scream Tapesties==== | ||
| − | Rotario Part 1 the 4th | + | *Rotario Part 1 the 4th |
| − | Rotario Part 1 the 1st | + | *Rotario Part 1 the 1st |
| − | Rotatio part 1 the 2nd | + | *Rotatio part 1 the 2nd |
| − | Rotatio Part 1 the 3rd | + | *Rotatio Part 1 the 3rd |
| − | Rotario Part 2 the 1st | + | *Rotario Part 2 the 1st |
| − | Rotario part 2 the Husband | + | *Rotario part 2 the Husband |
===Bibles=== | ===Bibles=== | ||
| − | The Bible of the Egg | + | *The Bible of the Egg |
| − | The Shark: Never Stop Moving and other Tips for Not stopping moving | + | *The Shark: Never Stop Moving and other Tips for Not stopping moving |
| − | Twimp: The Story of How Everything is Just So | + | *Twimp: The Story of How Everything is Just So |
| − | The Cabuticle | + | *The Cabuticle |
Revision as of 16:26, 14 January 2011
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Contents
Authorship Controversy
Mister Shakespeare's works were originally not written by him, but were later transposed onto his person by the Ghost of Christmas Platinum collection: Gold Edition after learning that the true meaning of Christmas was fading in and out of sync with reality and being, for a time, transparent to terrified onlookers.
Since that time, all works attributed to Mister Shakespeare become written by him retroactively through a process of faith and expressive but violent mimes.
Two bananas rule
The two bananas rule, proclaimed by Lord Byron from his dark spire of Thingolion, may have been first discovered by Mister Shakespeare in his Shrieking Tapestry "Rotario Part 1 the 4th." Scholardi points to lines such as
"And yet thy lips are dangle-flaps
trapping lads of fruitmeat, independent
and alone in oceans galling to drown."
flesh-robes hiding toothcarls, the bone cohort
that through hostility can break the back
of Banyananas beige, flutey fruitpods,
bishopfingers. But now where hast thou piped,
longyellow, whither thou Banyananas?
Solitary gut guest, occupantal
mashed habitant, mateless, to wander down
The final speech of Timtamaria, Queen of the Clarinetophone, as she eats an unknown fruit seem to suggest that it is a Banana, and that bananas must never be eaten two in a row.
Incomplete List of Works
Any list of Mister Shakespeare's works must necessarily be incomplete due to the fact that he has not finished absorbing the works of others into his moist and porous pseudopods. Nevertheless, here is a rough list.
Stage Plays
Tragedies
- Sanitation Mate
- The Riddle of the Noise
- Child of Fist
- Long Wedding
- Hamlet Man
- The Precipice King's Missteps in Reverse Order
- Chocolate Subinfeudation Part 1
- Chocolate Subinfeudation Part 2
- Chocolate Ryan
Histories
- The Invention of the Clock
- The Spartans and their Laws
- White People
- Black People
- The King's Speech
- The Queen (of England)
- A King Dying
- A Cheating King
- The King's Grandfather
- Josh Brolin Part 1
- Josh Brolin part 2
- Josh Brolin part 3
- Josh Brolin Part 4
- Josh Brolin Part 5
- The Goonies
Comedies
- Love in a Forest
- Sex hunger
- The Magic Transvestite
- I ignore Everything She Says and Win
- Too Drunk To Dance
- The Virginity Sword
- the Nimble Rapist in Narrowsville
Tapestries
Song Tapesties
- Strandies
- Weave-erly
Scream Tapesties
- Rotario Part 1 the 4th
- Rotario Part 1 the 1st
- Rotatio part 1 the 2nd
- Rotatio Part 1 the 3rd
- Rotario Part 2 the 1st
- Rotario part 2 the Husband
Bibles
- The Bible of the Egg
- The Shark: Never Stop Moving and other Tips for Not stopping moving
- Twimp: The Story of How Everything is Just So
- The Cabuticle
