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We at the Church of Internet do NOT believe that medical science has our best interest in mind. In fact, medical science's claims to cure blisters are outlandish, crude, and french. The HarperiORG is the only organization which has the capacity to cure blisters, using nutrimens(TM), mantiforms(TM), and high doses of blezimaids(TM) powders.